Hi, I'm Liz and people call me Lizard;|
weirdo, musician, artist, 17, offensive, atheist.
I like pandas/octopi/lizards, music, food, biting, gore, batman, Superwholock, the ocean, and the color green.
I don't know what my sexuality is, lets all have an orgy.
I hate religion, don't talk to me about it or I will make you cry.
if you ever need or want to talk, kik me; lollizard
follow me on twitter; Liz Newton, lollizard
Someone keep me awake ugh
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode
how is this man more beautiful than many girls
*ME AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES*
Jodi Picoult, Handle With Care (via m4nch1ld)
you could have told her you found somebody else
but you didn’t
you let her over think
you were everything to her
and now she’s back to questioning herself
contemplating if anybody is willing to fall for her
or to at least stay long enough
to find out
If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself.’
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes